Saturday, July 16, 2011

Abby Wambach: our atom bomb

It's almost here.  Tomorrow is the World Cup final match between the American women and the pigmy people of Japan. Those miniature Japanese girls have upset Germany and Sweden on their road to the final, and are looking to defeat the US with similar elven magic. The US, however, possesses a weapon that could single handedly crush it's Japanese opponent...like ant repellent. Some call her Abby Wambach, but I prefer "the Atom Bomb." Like a man among teeny tiny girls, Wambach's head could well be the deciding factor in tomorrow's match. Anyhow, the United States women have led an entire nation to watch a women's athletic event, leading most American sources to agree that they better not blow it. 

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